Links to a Thorough Analysis of the Presidential Candidates
Published by BG on Friday, May 18, 2007 at 1:09 PM.McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Pros and Cons of the Top 20 Democratic Presidential Candidates.
7. OPTIMUS PRIME
Pro: Size; power; ability to emit short-range optic blasts.
Con: Potential attack ad: "Sometimes Optimus Prime is a robot, other times a truck. Which is it, Mr. Prime? America deserves a leader that doesn't transform whenever it's convenient."
McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Pros and Cons of the Top 20 Republican Presidential Candidates.
4. ZOMBIE RONALD REAGAN
Pro: Probably the most Reaganesque candidate available; if stoked with the brains of the living, should operate in an acceptable fashion.
Con: Long-dead eyes lack that magic twinkle; inhuman groans negatively impact "Great Communicator" status.
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