From My Email This Morning...
Published by BG on Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 9:45 AM.
So texting "GO" to "OBAMA" gets you campaign updates. Interesting. I tried texting a few other terms to "OBAMA," and here's what happened:
"SCORPIO" - Returned: Your years of wandering in the wilderness looking for an answer are drawing to a close. Look for charisma, and project your desires without reservation. Someone is listening, and this time it's not via a warrantless wiretap. Your lucky number is November.
"WEATHER" - Returned: A return to "Morning in America" predicted to be mostly cloudy with threat of severe weather looming. Expecting sunshine on a "New Day for America," come November 2008.
"JOKE" - Returned: How many Hillarys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One thousand and one. One to handle the bulb, the other one thousand to represent a statistically significant and carefully polled cross-section of Hillarys to find the point of centrist consensus as to how best to instruct the bulb-handling Hillary how to screw it in.
"GAME" - Returned: Super Senate Breakout! Use your left and right arrow keys to toggle the "Political Paddle," keeping the ball bouncing in order to destroy the "Partisan Gridlock Bricks" on each level! Collect falling "Rhetoric Tiles" for extra juice! Watch out for the "Crazy McConnell" who will attempt to re-stack those bricks as fast as you can break them up!
"GAME CHEAT" - Returned: For rapid level advancement in "Super Senate Breakout!," simply keep your "Political Paddle" just left of center.
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