Mormons are Violent - Ergo, Romney Unfit to Lead
Published by BG on Tuesday, June 19, 2007 at 6:01 PM.ESPN - BYU track star arrested following mop attack - College Sports
PROVO, Utah -- A star runner at Brigham Young University was arrested after getting out of his car and striking a pedestrian with a mop, police said.
Kyle Perry's vehicle apparently got too close to the man, who was pushing a bucket with mops across a street June 14, witnesses told police.
"Angry words were exchanged," Provo police Capt. Cliff Argyle said.
Mitt Romney immediately called Wolf Blitzer to unequivocally call for Kyle Perry's pardon, as the fetid water in the mop bucket was in violation of Utah health code, and therefore should have been the initial crime Capt. Argyle pursued instead of the "alleged assault."
"Geeze! Get that frickin' mop bucket out of the street! Flippin' heck!"
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